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I would like to share with you a hilarious "Pearls Before Swine" comic strip.


(Pig and Goat are watching TV)

Pig to Goat: Rat says this actor can't make any more movies because he's under six feet.

Goat: He's six feet under.

Pig: That's what I said.

Goat: You said 'under six feet.'

Pig: Is there a difference?

Goat: The former is dead.

Pig: How did the farmer die?

Goat: Former.

Pig: How did the former farmer die?

Goat: (getting frustrated) Forget it... all you need to know is that the latter is to short.

Pig: So he fell off?

Goat: Fell off what?!?!?!?!?!

Pig: The ladder.

Goat: NO ONE FELL OFF ANY LADDER!!!!!!

Pig: (horrified) ...He was...pushed???

Goat: AAAAAUGHH!!!!!

Pig to Officer: ...I'd like to report a suspicious goat.


Sorry, it is an old comic strip, so I couldn't find it on the internet, but I cut it out a long time ago. Isn't it great?

What are some of your favorite comic strips?