A few minutes ago, I found a cockroach in our bathtub.
Me: Joel, do you want to prove your manhood?
Joel: Yeah...
M: Well, there's a cockroach in the bathtub.
J: I know.
M: What? You know???
J: Yeah, I saw it earlier today.
M: Well, go kill it!
J: I need a trident.
M: What?
J: And a javelin.
M: What???
J: Yeah, they're feisty!
M: What???
J: (Walking away) Does anyone have a trident?
J: (later, coming back) Do you have an AK-47?
M: Sigh....
In the end, Josh flushed it down the toilet.
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i would have fainted by the aka-47 part!
I sure need a laugh and I knew I could depend on the L family for one!
Let me know when it comes back up, ok?
It was FIRST the javelin, THEN the trident!!!!!!!!!!! sheesh.
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